Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
It was confusing and full of hummus
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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