I wish you could order shots online.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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