We won't sleep together?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
