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(510): View more from California

one might say we're banned from that church

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(203): View more from Connecticut

There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go

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Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.

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(+61): View more from Australia

I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"

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(865): View more from Tennessee

It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office

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(703): View more from Virginia

She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao

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