honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
We’re leaving where are you
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