so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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