Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
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