Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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