there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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