You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I am naked and annoyed.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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