Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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