Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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