he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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