We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Randomize
