We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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