yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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