Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Still dying that you shit outside
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Randomize
