I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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