Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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