Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
The feeling are messing with the penis
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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