I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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