im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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