i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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