Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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