Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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