it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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