My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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