I got chris browned last night
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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