ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Mom said you looked used
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
