guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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