dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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