I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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