it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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