if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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