At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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