You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
