i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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