hotel room ftw
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
