Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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