PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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