just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I have post one night stand depression
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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