we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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