I molested 6 butterflies tonight
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i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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