spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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