I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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