Me too!
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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