I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
