At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
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