Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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