youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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