I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Couch. On fire.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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