I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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