I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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