I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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