why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
It's no shave November. This is our time.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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