Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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