therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
