Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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