So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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